girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
Just bought a mint condition The Stranger LP with the plastic wrap still on. Needless to say I rushed out immediately after and bought an album frame to put it in. I now own three The Stranger albums, but this is my only mint condition one. I almost bought yet another used one yesterday when I got the mint one, just because. But I cut myself off. Hahaha.
so beautiful ahhhhhh
“What else is there?”
guys I love this movie.
I have it on DVD.
I’m going to watch it right the eff now.
What are most guys looking for in a woman? We’re not looking for a nice person. We’re not looking for someone to rear our children. We’re not looking for someone who’s going to pitch in and be a good worker and contribute to the household. A guy is looking for a woman to fuck him. We want someone we can stick our dicks into all the time. That’s ninety-five percent of looking for a woman. And there’s no explaining that to anyone.
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| — | Phil, Self-Made Man |
“I’m still unemployed and I don’t have any health insurance-“
THEN WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE DOCTOR WHAT GOOD ARE YOU OMG
